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May 22 2018



I’ve never seen it so concisely defined.


be kind to yourself.


tbh having followers here is so weird bc they don’t interact with you or talk to you at all they just……stare at your breakdowns and say mood

May 21 2018


yes, you should be kind. you should be considerate and giving and caring and loving and nice to everyone you meet. however, when it gets to a point that people are not reciprocating your generousity and are taking advantage of your sweetness, you no longer have to treat them kindly. you can be a good person and say no to people doing you wrong. you should be kind, but you also should stick up for yourself in situations of injustice.

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i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.




not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

But hey, honestly? Your thirties will probably be a lot better. TV lied to you, your life doesn’t end in your thirties and you’ll probably be more financially stable and give a lot fewer fucks about pretty much everything.

All I’m living for tbh

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The people in the notes doing extreme gymnastics to try and make this somehow reasonable or ok are disgusting.

This is chilling. This should terrify people into *acting* on behalf of these children and their caretakers. Why is it only think of the children when it comes to lgbt rights or young white kids being forced to understand their part in racism and never when those children’s lives are actually at stake?

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Guys please appreciate my adorable tiny Jewish physiology teacher and his shirt

Reblogging for the shirt, and the poster behind him

i love him


I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.


And the roast continues 😂


homophobes include:

travis. calls inanimate objects gay. repeats the ‘how do you view lesbian relationships’ joke at a gradually increasing volume. still thinks it’s funny.

briana. ships/fetishes any and all cute male characters. won’t be friends with lesbians because she doesn’t want them to hit on her. says lol too much.

rylee. kisses girls at parties in front of her crush and his friends. doesn’t think anyone should use labels because she doesn’t. it’s not cheating if it’s with a girl.

james. says lesbians need to know a good man when they find one. his crush is gay so he writes poetry full of cigarette metaphors about her. is a nice guy.

helen. her daughter came out over the holidays and helen doesn’t want grandma to find out. thinks she’s doing it for attention. wants to speak to your manager.

shannon. marriage equality is against god. reads blogs by moms of nine kids who write letters to their daughter’s future husbands. prays for helen’s daughter.

robert. refers to his infant son as a lady’s man. says he’s not a homophobe because he’s not afraid of gays he just finds it gross. played football in college.

sarah. hates the sin but loves the sinner. says she’s uncomfortable with lesbians in the girls’ locker room. has a bible quote in her instagram bio.



There once was a singer of old,
Who then broke away from the fold,
He won’t give you up,
He won’t let you down,
In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

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Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon

i loved this bit because it was obviously taika waititi making commentary on the conjunction of valkyries, amazons, and dora milaje in this year’s movies. :D

i love this bit because the valkyrie preceeded thors birth by centuries and he gives a thumbs up after ‘about time’ like he absolutely knows he just said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now

“said something dumb as hell but is stuck with it now“ = thor in a nutshell



Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

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like. one is censored and the other is not. c’mon now.

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